Online Dating Algorithm Fail

Guest post from the always awesome KT Brazil. A real-life online exchange that occurred between her and a potential match on OKCupid. Wow.

(8:29:18 pm):86% match
(8:29:54 pm)KTBrazil:impressive, eh? ;-)
(8:30:02 pm):not sure yet ;-)
(8:30:10 pm)KTBrazil:9% enemy though. what's that all about
(8:30:25 pm):who knows, but its very low so no big deal
(8:30:38 pm)KTBrazil:can't all be rainbows and skittles
(8:30:56 pm)KTBrazil:how's your week been?
(8:31:07 pm):almost over
(8:31:22 pm)KTBrazil:werd
(8:31:35 pm):?
(8:32:24 pm)KTBrazil:sorry. I use outdated slang on occasion.
(8:32:43 pm):no worries
(8:32:47 pm)KTBrazil:i hear ya. only 8 hours seperating me from the weekend
(8:32:57 pm):and then what?
(8:33:11 pm)KTBrazil:awesome show at Congress on Friday night
(8:33:25 pm):ok...
(8:33:35 pm)KTBrazil:then i think my friends are throwing me a surprise birthday party on Saturday
(8:33:37 pm)KTBrazil:haha
(8:33:41 pm)KTBrazil:you?
(8:33:44 pm):great
(8:33:47 pm):and your on here why?
(8:35:18 pm)KTBrazil:...looking for love?
(8:35:20 pm)KTBrazil:haha
(8:35:49 pm):u seem to have friends, congress and a decent social life/scene...so why here?
(8:37:43 pm)KTBrazil:sure. but I don't fuck my friends. and the bar scene is great if you're looking for a fling, but that's not what I'm looking for
(8:38:10 pm):and the internet has quality, long term guys?
(8:38:23 pm)KTBrazil:who knows. joined yesterday.
(8:38:49 pm):I'd take my chances at Congress to be honest
(8:38:54 pm)KTBrazil:what are YOU looking for, Mr. JudgeyPants?
(8:38:58 pm):there is nothing but one nighters on here
(8:38:58 pm)KTBrazil:lol
(8:39:06 pm):Im just being honest
(8:39:30 pm)KTBrazil:so that's what you're here for then? the next one-nighter?
(8:39:44 pm):no, a two nighters
(8:39:48 pm):or three nighter
(8:40:11 pm)KTBrazil:fair enough
(8:40:57 pm):getting sex is easy but quality sex is not
(8:41:00 pm):at least not in tucson
(8:42:18 pm)KTBrazil:Well, maybe that's because the quality women are looking for more than you're offering
(8:42:53 pm):not at all...where are these quality women first of all? Im a quality guy but how do they know that?
(8:43:18 pm)KTBrazil:you just told me that you're not looking for anything more than casual sex
(8:43:28 pm)KTBrazil:how does that = quality?
(8:43:29 pm):when?
(8:43:53 pm)KTBrazil:so that's what you're here for then? the next one-nighter? no, a two nighters or three nighter
(8:44:13 pm):meaning more...ding dong
(8:44:45 pm)KTBrazil:haha, well that's not what it sounded like.
(8:45:01 pm):well how can it sound like anything when we are just typing..
(8:45:31 pm)KTBrazil:you're also kind of a snarky asshole, though. so maybe that's it. maybe that's just the typing too though.
(8:45:56 pm):ah, and here comes the name calling....nice
(8:47:12 pm)KTBrazil:dude, you've been trying to put me on the defensive this whole conversation. just trying to offer some constructive criticism.
(8:47:25 pm):goodbye DUDE